PRIVATE BETA · EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT · ANALYST · BOOKKEEPER · COACH · CONCIERGE

Marmalaid.
Your first AI hire.

Your Personal Agent, by text — executive assistant, analyst, bookkeeper, coach, and concierge. One hire, who handles what otherwise takes a small team.
And unlike every other AI: she actually knows you. Never forgets. Learns with you.

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Private beta — complimentary, by invitation. Limited founding seats, in small waves.

Example conversations, condensed for illustration — every capability shown is real.

Marmalaid’s strawberry mascot — Marmalaid is an AI assistant
Marmalaid Your new hire

MEET HER

Marmalaid is a new kind of hire — a Personal Agent built specifically for the work an executive assistant, analyst, bookkeeper, coach, and concierge do. She works like a person who’s known you for years. Just better.

FIVE ROLES, ONE MEMORY

Everything she does for you

Five distinct jobs, one Marmalaid — and she’s good at every one for the same reason: she actually knows you. Your people, your projects, your history — never forgotten, always learning with you. Nothing gets re-explained.

One memory everything she knows about you
Executive Assistant

YOUR EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT

Inbox, calendar, follow-ups

Triages your inbox. Books your meetings. Chases the people who haven’t gotten back to you — and stops chasing the moment they do.

  • Drafts in the voice you use with each person — your investor emails don’t sound like your texts to the sitter
  • Knows what’s open and what’s resolved — a reply lands, the loop closes, the reminder never fires
  • Briefs you before every meeting: history, promises made, what they’ll want to talk about
Analyst

YOUR ANALYST

Reports, reconciliation, deep work

Hand her anything that needs thinking. She opens a private workspace, writes the code to do it, and shows you the answer and how she got it — starting from everything she already knows.

  • Never starts from a blank prompt — your ledger, files, and threads are already in her head
  • “Draft the Dylan proposal” just works — she’s been in the thread and knows what you scoped
  • “Add a column to that spreadsheet” — she remembers the file, and how she built it
$ Bookkeeper

YOUR BOOKKEEPER

Expenses, invoices, cash flow

Tracks every expense. Turns receipts from your email and photos into an organized ledger — and she knows which charges are business, which are personal, and which project each one belongs to.

  • Same charge, two receipts? Merged. Two similar charges? Kept apart. She reads them — not just the totals
  • Files each expense to the right project without being told
  • Your numbers ready when asked — by category, project, or month
Coach

YOUR COACH

Relationships, focus, reconnection

Knows the people in your life — their kids, their preferences, what you promised them and what they promised you. Nudges you to reconnect when it matters.

  • "You haven't talked to Sarah in 6 weeks"
  • Tracks promises in both directions — and notices when one’s actually been kept
  • Remembers the dates that matter — and preps you before they arrive
Concierge

YOUR CONCIERGE

Reservations, travel, gifts

Finds the restaurant, checks your calendar, and preps the booking to a single pre-filled tap. Remembers how you like to travel, eat, and celebrate.

  • Your usual table, party size, and go-to spots — remembered, never re-asked
  • Reservations prepped to one tap — every detail pre-filled
  • Gift ideas grounded in what she actually knows about the person

YOUR EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT

Inbox, calendar, follow-ups

Triages your inbox. Books your meetings. Chases the people who haven’t gotten back to you — and stops chasing the moment they do.

  • Drafts in the voice you use with each person — your investor emails don’t sound like your texts to the sitter
  • Knows what’s open and what’s resolved — a reply lands, the loop closes, the reminder never fires
  • Briefs you before every meeting: history, promises made, what they’ll want to talk about

YOUR ANALYST

Reports, reconciliation, deep work

Hand her anything that needs thinking. She opens a private workspace, writes the code to do it, and shows you the answer and how she got it — starting from everything she already knows.

  • Never starts from a blank prompt — your ledger, files, and threads are already in her head
  • “Draft the Dylan proposal” just works — she’s been in the thread and knows what you scoped
  • “Add a column to that spreadsheet” — she remembers the file, and how she built it
$

YOUR BOOKKEEPER

Expenses, invoices, cash flow

Tracks every expense. Turns receipts from your email and photos into an organized ledger — and she knows which charges are business, which are personal, and which project each one belongs to.

  • Same charge, two receipts? Merged. Two similar charges? Kept apart. She reads them — not just the totals
  • Files each expense to the right project without being told
  • Your numbers ready when asked — by category, project, or month

YOUR COACH

Relationships, focus, reconnection

Knows the people in your life — their kids, their preferences, what you promised them and what they promised you. Nudges you to reconnect when it matters.

  • "You haven't talked to Sarah in 6 weeks"
  • Tracks promises in both directions — and notices when one’s actually been kept
  • Remembers the dates that matter — and preps you before they arrive

YOUR CONCIERGE

Reservations, travel, gifts

Finds the restaurant, checks your calendar, and preps the booking to a single pre-filled tap. Remembers how you like to travel, eat, and celebrate.

  • Your usual table, party size, and go-to spots — remembered, never re-asked
  • Reservations prepped to one tap — every detail pre-filled
  • Gift ideas grounded in what she actually knows about the person

PART OF HER JOB

Tell her once. It happens every time.

Tell her once, in plain language, and it becomes part of her routine — arriving on schedule, personalized to what she knows about you, for as long as you want it.

Marmalaid’s strawberry mascot working at her laptop

The investor

“Every weekday at 7 — a news brief on my portfolio: what moved, why, and anything macro that touches my thesis.”

weekdays · 7:00 am
  • Your holdings, overnight moves, and the why behind them
  • Movers inside your investment thesis flagged — she knows what you hold and why
  • Macro headlines filtered to what actually touches you

The family

“Every Monday, a dinner plan for the four of us — the kids won’t touch mushrooms, and Tuesdays are soccer nights.”

mondays · 8:00 am
  • A week of dinners around your family’s tastes — remembered, not re-asked
  • Quick meals on the nights your calendar is packed
  • One consolidated shopping list, ready for the store

The business

“Last day of the month: my expense report by project, as an Excel file, to my accountant.”

monthly · last day
  • Compiled from the ledger she’s kept all month — receipts attached
  • Split by project, deductibles flagged
  • Sent to your accountant after your OK — never without it

Or hand her a whole project

“Organize a dinner for my work colleagues next month.”

Some jobs take weeks, not minutes. She runs them end to end — moving the plan forward on her own, and checking with you at every step that matters.

  1. 1Proposes the guest list — she already knows who’s on the project
  2. 2Drafts the invitations in your voice — they go out after your OK
  3. 3Tracks RSVPs as replies land, and nudges the quiet ones
  4. 4Finds the venue, preps the booking to one tap, briefs you the morning of

THE COMPOUNDING PART

She gets better the longer she's on the job.

Entry-level hires take months to train. Then they leave. Marmalaid learns in days and never quits.

1

DAY ONE

She's good immediately.

Reads your inbox, runs your calendar, drafts in a clean professional voice.

2

MONTH ONE

She's anticipating you.

Drafts in your voice, per person. Knows which loops are open and which closed themselves. Asks the right questions before you do.

3

MONTH THREE

She's irreplaceable.

Sounds like you. Remembers everything. Notices what you'd have missed.

FOUNDING MEMBERS

The beta is live — by invitation.

The beta is complimentary for a limited number of founding members — use her for real, help perfect her, and start with $100 worth of her work as our gift.

BETA · LIMITED SEATS

Founding Member

Complimentary by invitation

All five roles, the full Marmalaid, and a direct line to the founder — while you help perfect her. Every founding member starts with $100 worth of Marmalaid’s work, on the house.

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Personal

Your full-time executive assistant. Inbox, calendar, follow-ups, daily briefs.

At public launch

Founder

Executive assistant + analyst + bookkeeper. The three roles solopreneurs need most.

At public launch

Executive

All five roles, custom workflows, priority response, higher usage limits.

At public launch

PRIVACY & TRUST

Your data works for you. And only you.

Marmalaid touches data that matters to you. Here’s exactly what we do with it — and what we never do.

Encrypted and kept apart

Encrypted in transit and at rest, and your files and account connections get a key of their own. Every member’s data is isolated from everyone else’s.

Forget it, or delete it all

Ask her to forget something and it’s gone from her memory — and never re-learned. Say “delete my data” and your whole account is erased.

No model training. Never sold.

Your data never trains AI models — not ours, not our AI providers’. We never sell it or use it for ads, and your Google data is used only to do what you ask.

Encrypted in transit & at rest
Google CASA Tier 2 validated
OAuth scoped permissions

QUESTIONS

Before you ask her yourself

What is Marmalaid?
Marmalaid is a Personal Agent — an AI hire you text, who works five roles: executive assistant, analyst, bookkeeper, coach, and concierge. You text her (or send a voice note) like a person, and she does real work — with a permanent memory of your preferences, people, and history.
How is Marmalaid different from other AI assistants and agents?
Most AI assistants answer questions and summarize what’s in front of them. Marmalaid is a Personal Agent — she tracks the state of your work: what’s open, what’s waiting on someone else, what resolved itself in this morning’s email — and she closes loops instead of reciting them. She also compounds: permanent memory of your people, preferences, and projects means month three is a different assistant than day one. And nothing outward-facing ever happens without your yes.
How does she work?
Marmalaid is a contact you text — no app to install. You connect your Google account (Gmail, Google Calendar, Drive, Contacts), then ask in plain language. She plans the work, executes it, and confirms with you before anything is sent, booked, or deleted.
Will she send emails or book things without asking?
No. Marmalaid always confirms before she acts. Emails, invites, and reservations are staged and shown to you first — nothing outward-facing happens without your explicit yes.
Can I put her on a schedule?
Yes — anything Marmalaid does for you can become part of her job: a morning news brief on your portfolio, a Monday dinner plan, a month-end expense report to your accountant. Tell her once, in plain language, and it arrives on schedule — personalized to what she knows about you, and always with your approval before anything leaves the chat.
Is my data private and secure?
Your data works only for you. It’s encrypted in transit and at rest, every member’s data is isolated, it never trains AI models and is never sold, and Marmalaid’s Google integration passed Google’s independent security assessment (CASA Tier 2). Disconnect Google any time. Full details in the Privacy Policy.
Do I need to install anything?
No. You text Marmalaid like a contact — no app to install — or chat with her on the web. In the US you text her like any contact; in Europe, on WhatsApp. If you can send a text, you can work with her.
How much does she cost?
The beta is complimentary, by invitation — a limited number of founding testers who use her for real and help perfect her. Every founding member starts with $100 worth of Marmalaid’s work as a welcome gift. Pricing — and plans for everyone else — arrive at public launch.
How do I get in?
Request an invitation below. Founding members join in small weekly waves so every new member gets personal onboarding — when it’s your turn, you’ll get a note from the founder.

In a jam?

Get Marmalaid on it. Limited founding seats, invited in waves — tell us what drowns you and we’ll save you one.

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